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By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.

2 hours ago

Funny Likes like this if you are ready for summer!

3 hours ago

Funny Likes The only effective way to end a Facebook conversation is with “LOL”

7 hours ago

Funny Likes Baby, I'd trade two whole chickens and a goat to your father to be with you.

9 hours ago

Funny Likes Old people always say "our generation of music was better" and start singing Frank sinatra or sumthin.... buh it makes me think when im old and sick am i gonna be tellin my grandchildren to turn on pitbull and T-Pain while spinnin in my wheelchair?

20 hours ago

Funny Likes I bet my fish rolls his eyes when I tell people on the phone how busy I am.

21 hours ago

Funny Likes i wish facebook had "whos gives a shit"botton!!

21 hours ago

Funny Likes My FB account would benefit from a breathalyzer-activated password

23 hours ago

Funny Likes My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on. (She says: "Yes I do!") Oh damn, it must be 15 minutes to fast.

23 hours ago

Funny Likes I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Yesterday at 6:02pm

Funny Likes It sucks to call in sick and have your boss go onto your Facebook to find out you were out partying late.

Yesterday at 4:12pm

Funny Likes I’m not really a fan of Apple products. Mostly because I’m a bigger fan of not being broke.

Yesterday at 1:41pm

Funny Likes Don’t worry about biting off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think.

Yesterday at 12:10pm

Funny Likes We have 171 friends in common and I still have no idea who the hell you are!

Yesterday at 10:14am

Funny Likes I hate it when I write a sarcastic Facebook status and someone who doesn’t get it has to comment and ruin it.

Yesterday at 8:15am

Funny Likes FACEBOOK asks me what I’m thinking, TWITTER asks me what I’m doing, FOURSQUARE asks me where I am. Conclusion: Internet is my girlfriend!

Yesterday at 6:20am

Funny Likes They should make a medal for anyone who uses a whole tube of chapstick before losing it.

Thursday at 10:30pm

Funny Likes Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts! Wait… you’re not supposed to clean your bum with that thing?

Thursday at 9:34pm

Funny Likes “I’m not on Facebook” is the new “I don’t own a TV.”

Thursday at 6:40pm

Funny Likes I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.

Thursday at 4:05pm

Funny Likes After four centuries, the semicolon has finally achieved it’s true calling: helping people wink online. ;-)

Thursday at 2:58pm

Funny Likes Warning: the internet may contain traces of nuts.

Thursday at 1:31pm

Funny Likes I’ve been waiting 2 hours for an employee to come and wash my hands like the sign says….

Thursday at 11:52am

Funny Likes When I’m hungry, I eat! When I’m happy, I smile. When I run, I generally walk.

Thursday at 9:19am

Funny Likes ‎69...Some May Call It Nasty...But I Call It A Romantic Dinner For 2! =]

Thursday at 8:15am

Funny Likes NO, You Brought It Up.. Now Tell Me

Thursday at 3:17am

Funny Likes Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.

Wednesday at 7:26pm

Funny Likes Behind my smile is everything you'll never understand.

Wednesday at 4:56pm

Funny Likes A hug is a great gift… one size fits all, and it’s easy to exchange.

Wednesday at 3:44pm

Funny Likes Is anyone going to tell America’s Funniest Home Videos about youtube?

Wednesday at 12:57pm

Funny Likes Go to Google maps, bring up directions from Washington D.C. to Japan and look at instruction number 48.

Wednesday at 11:34am

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